Remember The Maine, Screw The Media

Thomas Jefferson once famouly remarked he would rather have newspapers without government rather than government without newspapers.  He predated George Orwell, and can therefore be given a pass for not understanding that newspapers were nothing more than another arm of the meddlesome cuddlefish of empire.  One wonders what TJ would have made of William Randolph Hearst's iniquitous role in instigating The Spanish American War.

Well, our “muscle” sat there in the harbor for a couple of weeks until, tragically, it blew up along with 200 of its sailors. Immediately the American newspapers put forth the story that the Spaniards had treacherously used a mine to destroy the ship. Hence the headlines: “Remember the Maine!”....So—“Remember the Maine”—remember? Well, the thing is, it wasn’t blown up by a mine at all. Most experts now agree that the cause of the fateful explosion was a fire in a coal bunker. Yes, our old friend coal. It was big in 1898. Sure glad we’ve moved on from the stuff here in the “modern” world. The slowly growing fire in one of the battleship’s coal bunkers eventually ignited the ship’s powder stores. Boom! War! History!

So a major media outlet ran early with an incorrect version of a story.  They did so in full knowledge of the fact that it just so happened to support what they and their buddies wanted to see happen next.  Spain was sent packing from Cuba and we got to exploit it instead.  Teddy got his Bully Little War and The Legend of The Rough Riders spread like a pernicious Spanish Flu bug.  Another piece of the American Republic had died and was now replaced by The Amerikan Empire.  Journalism with a mission had impelled governance and events rather than merely reporting upon them. 

The good news is as that we learned from all of that and "Yellow Journalism" is regarded as a scourge.  I kid.  It's decried in the manner that !RACISM! is right before the virtue-signaler blames all evil on The White Man the way peasants in Beowulf blamed their woes upon The Grendel. So it is with justified suspicion that I view the following with the skepticism of a seedy gumshoe asking "What's their angle, anyway?"

A migrant family, part of a caravan of thousands traveling from Central America en route to the United States, runs away from tear gas in front of the U.S.-Mexico border wall in Tijuana, Mexico.

(??: Kim Kyung-Hoon/Reuters) pic.twitter.com/pz7hkxsN9g
— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 25, 2018

Then, predictably, the mantra began that the United States is "gassing babies."...

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If gassing babies was so bad, then I fail to comprehend how Barack Obama avoided impeachment.  The US Border Patrol passed the gasses to the teeming masses about 80 times during his enlightened and liberal reign over the empire.  The Washington Times attempts to reabilitate his laughably homosexual Beta-Male image with the following reporting.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection has used 2-chlorobenzylidene malononitrile, or CS, since 2010, and deployed it 26 times in fiscal 2012 and 27 times in 2013. The use dropped after that, but was still deployed three times in 2016, Mr. Obama’s final full year in office.  Use of CS rose again in fiscal 2017, which was split between Mr. Obama and Mr. Trump, and reached 29 deployments in fiscal 2018, which ended two months ago, according to CBP data seen by The Washington Times.  Border authorities also use another agent, pepper spray, frequently — including a decade-high record of 151 instances in 2013, also under Mr. Obama. Pepper spray, officially known as Pava Capsaicin, was used 43 times in fiscal year 2018, according to the CBP numbers.  The data poses a challenge to the current anger over the Border Patrol’s use of tear gas Sunday to prevent a mob from busting through sections of old border fence in California.  Critics, including Latin American leaders, immigrant-rights advocates and congressional Democrats, have said use of tear gas is “un-American.”

No wonder John McCain and Mitt Romney had no prayer!  The only thing missing was the mortar barrage using VXII-tipped nuerotoxin rounds.  If Trump's use of the bug juice reminds Alexandra Ocasio-Crazy of Auschwitz, then Barack Ostengropenfuhrer Obama must have her dreaming at night of being ravished by viscious Nazi gaulighters.  It may only be a fever-dream, but apparantly the PTSD it gives her is for real.  Using gas on border-crashers is un-American, dammit!  Isn't un-American what the left voted for twice with Barack Obama?

So why, whines the Cuckservative Catamite, does Barack Obama get to serve up the Jim Jones Kool-Aid at San Yisidro and not face harsher criticism, while Donald Trump does it once and get accussed of being Josef Mengele without the Evil Genious IQ?  The answer to that one is "Umm, duh!!"  The media couldn't just put their thumb on the scale.  They've totally sat on it.  Remember The Maine and screw the media!  They are utterly invested in the business of lying to us all.

Who Needs Bias When You Can Just Go With Hatred Instead?

It takes a certain bureaucratic mentality to write 500 pages, say absolutely nothing ,and then not descend into madness like the poor victim protagonist in a Lovecraft story.  It requires someone who could be The Ruler of The Queen's Navy from a Gilbert and Sullivan satire.  The staff lackey who wrote the IG Report on James Comey's Political Engineering Investigation into Female Caligula's Toilet Internet Server can really stuff a shirt, in a lumpy mediocre fashion; that just beams 100% Toxic Masculinity-Free Managerial Pseudo-Erudite Bullsp!t.

The IG report tells us the FBI has no bias.  It doesn't need no stinkin' bias.  It runs on Proggy antinomian hatred.  Here are some examples of how our fearless protectors view the "Murikan Sheeples".

"Trump’s supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS." - @HarvardOnTwitter (Nope, just kidding.  It was an FBI Agent).

 “Yeah, it is pretty cool. [Clinton] just has to win now. I’m not going to lie, I got a flash of nervousness yesterday about trump. The sandernistas have the potential to make a very big mistake here....” - @Juliet Page

“I’m not worried about them. I’m worried about the anarchist Assanges who will take fed information and disclose it to disrupt. We’ve gotta get the memo and brief and case filing done.” - @Romeo Strzok

And then Romeo took to Twitter to share this classic of the genre.

"Just went to a southern Virginia Walmart. I could SMELL the Trump support...." 

So maybe the Bolivian Marching Powder hasn't burned out all of his cilia.  This stuff would be funny if it were intentional comedy.  It isn't.  This is who these guys are when they drop a couple of shooters and get wide.  And then, once they've had those drinks; they feel something else.  The buzz gets less fuzzy and they begin to feel fear.

Once you mock something and fail you grow afraid.  I'm sure that Trump support didn't smell like incense to Peter Strzok.  The totally unbiased Mme. Page and Strzok worried what the Sandernistas would do.  Then it was Anarchist Assange.  But in reality, it was fear of disruption.

"Donald Trump is a disruptor. He is disrupting the fat, arrogant, and corrupt elite and the web of self-dealing it has spun over the last seven decades. Is Trump putting at risk everything that's been built in the last 70 years? I sure hope so. Because the system that was built over the last 70 years is no longer working for all of us. It's working really well for a few of us, but that's just not enough anymore."   

And now the fading elitists get hysterical.  Watching Jane Fonda channel Cersei Lannister at an awards ceremony is educational.  The woman who rooted for the North Vietnamese to do better at shooting down our aircraft is now concerned for Amerika.  Senility must be frikking Hell.

“This is an existential crisis that we’re in,” the 80-year-old actress told a crowd of Hollywood elites at the Environmental Media Association’s first Honors Benefit Gala where Fonda was presented with the Female EMA Lifetime Achievement Award, according to The Hollywood Reporter.  “We have to do everything we can to take back the house in November. If anything can save us, it’s gonna be taking back our government,” she said.  Fonda, who infamously insulted U.S. soldiers in Vietnam as “war criminals,” is a vocal critic of Trump’s, taking part in the nationwide anti-Trump Women’s March and last year referring to the president as the “predator-in-chief.”

When your fears are realized, and you cannot just make the boogeyman go away; you hate.  You hate it when reality lights your myths on fire and smokes them like a Garcia y Vega. You hate.  When a plurality of the voters selects a leader your college Sociology Professor describes as the root of all honkey evil, you hate with a bit between your teeth.  Bias is a pathetic euphemism.

Democracy's failures are in full bloom in our current civil service.  We commoditized our politicians and then fetishized those commodities.  They became Jungian Archetypes.  Scummy politicians were pointlessly elevated to the status of tragic heroes out of Bullfinch's Mythology.  This became most evident when Barack Obama signed over the Presidency to Donald Trump.

Barack Obama's friends and enemies alike should have just wished the guy a happy retirement and hoped he enjoyed the new golf clubs and his swaggy golden watch.  He just should have become some guy again.  Nobody should have been decrying the beloved country.  Nobody should have had any nasty fantasies about how that one last helicopter ride would end. 

To those who no longer just preferred Barack Obama but who worshiped him as a form of idolatry, Donald Trump is the Devil.  Neither you, nor the FBI are biased against the Devil.  You hate the malignant spirit representing all that is evil in the universe.  That is what drives the progressive.  That is what they think of you if oppose them.  Even if you are a pretty tame CivNat like the Donald. 

Bias is never what gets your witch burning off to a rip--roaring start.  The jet fuel there is fear and hatred.  So no, the FBI isn't biased against section of the country or the politicians they elect.  They hate, fear and seek to stomp those people into the ground.  They'd like to serve and protect like Hell on that entire Basket of Deplorables. 

Bias is the least of what drives the despicable behavior of the current Amerikan civil service.  These people are if full-on fear mode.  Perhaps this is because they really should be.  Too bad that didn't quite make it into the overrated IG report.