Remember The Maine, Screw The Media

Thomas Jefferson once famouly remarked he would rather have newspapers without government rather than government without newspapers.  He predated George Orwell, and can therefore be given a pass for not understanding that newspapers were nothing more than another arm of the meddlesome cuddlefish of empire.  One wonders what TJ would have made of William Randolph Hearst's iniquitous role in instigating The Spanish American War.

Well, our “muscle” sat there in the harbor for a couple of weeks until, tragically, it blew up along with 200 of its sailors. Immediately the American newspapers put forth the story that the Spaniards had treacherously used a mine to destroy the ship. Hence the headlines: “Remember the Maine!”....So—“Remember the Maine”—remember? Well, the thing is, it wasn’t blown up by a mine at all. Most experts now agree that the cause of the fateful explosion was a fire in a coal bunker. Yes, our old friend coal. It was big in 1898. Sure glad we’ve moved on from the stuff here in the “modern” world. The slowly growing fire in one of the battleship’s coal bunkers eventually ignited the ship’s powder stores. Boom! War! History!

So a major media outlet ran early with an incorrect version of a story.  They did so in full knowledge of the fact that it just so happened to support what they and their buddies wanted to see happen next.  Spain was sent packing from Cuba and we got to exploit it instead.  Teddy got his Bully Little War and The Legend of The Rough Riders spread like a pernicious Spanish Flu bug.  Another piece of the American Republic had died and was now replaced by The Amerikan Empire.  Journalism with a mission had impelled governance and events rather than merely reporting upon them. 

The good news is as that we learned from all of that and "Yellow Journalism" is regarded as a scourge.  I kid.  It's decried in the manner that !RACISM! is right before the virtue-signaler blames all evil on The White Man the way peasants in Beowulf blamed their woes upon The Grendel. So it is with justified suspicion that I view the following with the skepticism of a seedy gumshoe asking "What's their angle, anyway?"

A migrant family, part of a caravan of thousands traveling from Central America en route to the United States, runs away from tear gas in front of the U.S.-Mexico border wall in Tijuana, Mexico.

(??: Kim Kyung-Hoon/Reuters) pic.twitter.com/pz7hkxsN9g
— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 25, 2018

Then, predictably, the mantra began that the United States is "gassing babies."...

Unfit Motherhood On Crack Cocaine

If gassing babies was so bad, then I fail to comprehend how Barack Obama avoided impeachment.  The US Border Patrol passed the gasses to the teeming masses about 80 times during his enlightened and liberal reign over the empire.  The Washington Times attempts to reabilitate his laughably homosexual Beta-Male image with the following reporting.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection has used 2-chlorobenzylidene malononitrile, or CS, since 2010, and deployed it 26 times in fiscal 2012 and 27 times in 2013. The use dropped after that, but was still deployed three times in 2016, Mr. Obama’s final full year in office.  Use of CS rose again in fiscal 2017, which was split between Mr. Obama and Mr. Trump, and reached 29 deployments in fiscal 2018, which ended two months ago, according to CBP data seen by The Washington Times.  Border authorities also use another agent, pepper spray, frequently — including a decade-high record of 151 instances in 2013, also under Mr. Obama. Pepper spray, officially known as Pava Capsaicin, was used 43 times in fiscal year 2018, according to the CBP numbers.  The data poses a challenge to the current anger over the Border Patrol’s use of tear gas Sunday to prevent a mob from busting through sections of old border fence in California.  Critics, including Latin American leaders, immigrant-rights advocates and congressional Democrats, have said use of tear gas is “un-American.”

No wonder John McCain and Mitt Romney had no prayer!  The only thing missing was the mortar barrage using VXII-tipped nuerotoxin rounds.  If Trump's use of the bug juice reminds Alexandra Ocasio-Crazy of Auschwitz, then Barack Ostengropenfuhrer Obama must have her dreaming at night of being ravished by viscious Nazi gaulighters.  It may only be a fever-dream, but apparantly the PTSD it gives her is for real.  Using gas on border-crashers is un-American, dammit!  Isn't un-American what the left voted for twice with Barack Obama?

So why, whines the Cuckservative Catamite, does Barack Obama get to serve up the Jim Jones Kool-Aid at San Yisidro and not face harsher criticism, while Donald Trump does it once and get accussed of being Josef Mengele without the Evil Genious IQ?  The answer to that one is "Umm, duh!!"  The media couldn't just put their thumb on the scale.  They've totally sat on it.  Remember The Maine and screw the media!  They are utterly invested in the business of lying to us all.

The Basket of GOP Deplorables

They are garbage.  They do nothing for Amerika.  They are whiners.  They are crybabies.  They are reprobates.  I would suggest sodomizing the weak here, but this particular crew of butt-pirates sashaying across the poop deck would probably like it. 

So who are these mincing little cork suckers?  They are the wash-ups of the #NeverTrump GOP.  Hillary "Female Caligula" Clinton has a basket these whingers can go jump in.

First up, we get the loser's loser, Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney on Monday came out against President Trump’s policy of separating migrant families at the southern border, saying that the U.S. needs a “more compassionate answer” to illegal crossings.  The former Massachusetts governor and current Utah GOP Senate candidate retweeted former first lady Laura Bush, who wrote an op-ed criticizing the policy as “cruel” and “immoral.”

Jeb Bush finally stored up enough energy to attempt an ankle-tackle his former primary opponent a good two years after President Trump already spiked the football and went partying with all the hot cheerleaders.

“Children shouldn’t be used as a negotiating tool. @realDonaldTrump should end this heartless policy and Congress should get an immigration deal done that provides for asylum reform, border security and a path to citizenship for Dreamers,” Bush tweeted.”

This is Paul Ryan.  He is the pathetic excuse that the GOP gave Amerika as a Speaker of The House.  He totally makes me wish he'd shut his pie-hole below. 

House Speaker Paul D. Ryan said Thursday he disagrees with the Trump administration policy of separating immigrant children from their parents at the border.  "We don't want kids to be separated from their parents. We believe because of the court ruling, this will require legislative change," Ryan said.

John Kasich opened his garbage neck and emitted the stench you read below.

He said everyone from Laura Bush to Bernie Sanders oppose the Trump administration’s policy to separate children and parents when they are caught crossing the border illegally.  “This is not an American value to be breaking up families. I hope that they’re going to pass something through the Congress but whenever the Congress thinks about doing something they need to check with their principal. ‘Can I go get a glass of water?’” Kasich said at a press conference Monday. “Because if the president says no, I can’t have one. What is happening down there?”

Speaking of Masters of The Crash and Burn, Senator John McCain is here to lecture us on decency that he has never personally possessed.

"The administration’s current family separation policy is an affront to the decency of the American people, and contrary to principles and values upon which our nation was founded,” McCain, R-Ariz., said in a blistering tweet Monday evening. “The administration has the power to rescind this policy. It should do so now.”

When you've lost Max Boot, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Grahamaphrodite, don't work up too nasty a sweat looking for the stupid blighters.  They are all cheese-dogs.  They make Inside The Beltway, The Beltway.  They are complicit in making America, Amerika. 

The GOP has emerged as a histrionic, ADD-suffering, quasi-literate, mouth-breathing opposition that will utterly fail to change President Trump's mind on anything.  They will be made to behold the awesome kung-fu of fvck-you when he totally pimp-slaps them aside on behalf of the American People. 

If only the GOP could emerge as a loyal and patriotic opposition.  If only the GOP could commit to the !TRUTH!  But they can't.  They are attempting to imitate the Democrats without the requisite LSD hits.  They are MC Jonah (((Goldberg))) with two turntables and microphone. 

In the end, the #NeverTrump GOP truly is a Basket of Deplorables.  It has to die before the buzzards and fecal bacteria can properly feed.

There will be a Trump Party.  There will be a Marxist Party and there will be a Beltway Party.  The Beltway Party will skim the most rational grifters off the Dems, and will subsume the Lindsey Grahamaphrodite GOP that can't get over the pussy hurt of a Trump Presidency bestriding the world like a mighty Colossus. 

While Trump's informal motto is "We're America, Bitch!"  Their Party motto will be "We're Inside The Beltway."  On a map, you can imagine the Capital Beltway looking just a bit like a basket.  One filled to the brim with Deplorables seasoned with Bolivian Marching Powder.