Showing posts with label Cuckservatives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cuckservatives. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

The Basket of GOP Deplorables



They are garbage.  They do nothing for Amerika.  They are whiners.  They are crybabies.  They are reprobates.  I would suggest sodomizing the weak here, but this particular crew of butt-pirates sashaying across the poop deck would probably like it. 

So who are these mincing little cork suckers?  They are the wash-ups of the #NeverTrump GOP.  Hillary "Female Caligula" Clinton has a basket these whingers can go jump in.

First up, we get the loser's loser, Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney on Monday came out against President Trump’s policy of separating migrant families at the southern border, saying that the U.S. needs a “more compassionate answer” to illegal crossings.  The former Massachusetts governor and current Utah GOP Senate candidate retweeted former first lady Laura Bush, who wrote an op-ed criticizing the policy as “cruel” and “immoral.”
Jeb Bush finally stored up enough energy to attempt an ankle-tackle his former primary opponent a good two years after President Trump already spiked the football and went partying with all the hot cheerleaders.

“Children shouldn’t be used as a negotiating tool. @realDonaldTrump should end this heartless policy and Congress should get an immigration deal done that provides for asylum reform, border security and a path to citizenship for Dreamers,” Bush tweeted.”
This is Paul Ryan.  He is the pathetic excuse that the GOP gave Amerika as a Speaker of The House.  He totally makes me wish he'd shut his pie-hole below. 

House Speaker Paul D. Ryan said Thursday he disagrees with the Trump administration policy of separating immigrant children from their parents at the border.  "We don't want kids to be separated from their parents. We believe because of the court ruling, this will require legislative change," Ryan said.
John Kasich opened his garbage neck and emitted the stench you read below.

He said everyone from Laura Bush to Bernie Sanders oppose the Trump administration’s policy to separate children and parents when they are caught crossing the border illegally.  “This is not an American value to be breaking up families. I hope that they’re going to pass something through the Congress but whenever the Congress thinks about doing something they need to check with their principal. ‘Can I go get a glass of water?’” Kasich said at a press conference Monday. “Because if the president says no, I can’t have one. What is happening down there?”
Speaking of Masters of The Crash and Burn, Senator John McCain is here to lecture us on decency that he has never personally possessed.

"The administration’s current family separation policy is an affront to the decency of the American people, and contrary to principles and values upon which our nation was founded,” McCain, R-Ariz., said in a blistering tweet Monday evening. “The administration has the power to rescind this policy. It should do so now.”
When you've lost Max Boot, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Grahamaphrodite, don't work up too nasty a sweat looking for the stupid blighters.  They are all cheese-dogs.  They make Inside The Beltway, The Beltway.  They are complicit in making America, Amerika. 

The GOP has emerged as a histrionic, ADD-suffering, quasi-literate, mouth-breathing opposition that will utterly fail to change President Trump's mind on anything.  They will be made to behold the awesome kung-fu of fvck-you when he totally pimp-slaps them aside on behalf of the American People. 

If only the GOP could emerge as a loyal and patriotic opposition.  If only the GOP could commit to the !TRUTH!  But they can't.  They are attempting to imitate the Democrats without the requisite LSD hits.  They are MC Jonah (((Goldberg))) with two turntables and microphone. 



In the end, the #NeverTrump GOP truly is a Basket of Deplorables.  It has to die before the buzzards and fecal bacteria can properly feed.

There will be a Trump Party.  There will be a Marxist Party and there will be a Beltway Party.  The Beltway Party will skim the most rational grifters off the Dems, and will subsume the Lindsey Grahamaphrodite GOP that can't get over the pussy hurt of a Trump Presidency bestriding the world like a mighty Colossus. 

While Trump's informal motto is "We're America, Bitch!"  Their Party motto will be "We're Inside The Beltway."  On a map, you can imagine the Capital Beltway looking just a bit like a basket.  One filled to the brim with Deplorables seasoned with Bolivian Marching Powder. 

Friday, June 1, 2018

Dan Helmer Has A Point



Amerika is under mortal threat.  Our way of life is endangered by a man who does not share the values of our betters.  It's bad out there and it's only gonna get worse.  Amerika is on the verge of Civil War.  This is because The Amerikan Left cannot have a disagreement.  Those who disagree are not misguided.  They are heretics. 

Leftists don’t merely disagree with you. They don’t merely feel you are misguided. They don’t think you are merely wrong. They hate you. They want you enslaved and obedient, if not dead. Once you get that, everything that is happening now will make sense. And you will understand what you need to be ready to do.  You are normal, and therefore a heretic. You refuse to bow to their idols, to subscribe to their twisted catechisms, to praise their false gods. This is unforgivable. You must burn.
Why the fear of a Trump Tower Planet?  Obviously, because he's a Nazi and every woman in his family is a feckless C You Next Tuesday.  Not only that, but when W was President back on 9-11*, the most vital threat to Amerika lived in a cave.  Now....



And why is Trump so frightening?  Because he has begun unwinding the racket.  Bum-On-Plush and Human Rum-Blossom Jon Boehner explained how President Trump has been swinging a wrecking ball into GOPe.  His ability to trash the 21st Century GOP order has paradoxically made his a threat to Progressivism.

There is no Republican Party. There’s a Trump party. The Republican Party is kinda taking a nap somewhere,” Boehner said.  In the interview, Boehner added that Trump was clearly the “most unusual” president the country has ever had.
True Progressives may claim the GOP ideology is Naziism and giggle into their Butt-Pirate Lattes when Google announces this as a totally scientific and unbiased search result.  However, they like having the Eric Greitens GOP, and the Cucksurgent GOP to kick around.  When you look at the non-Trump GOP, 1/2 of them are a racket and the other 1/2 are jealous Democrat wannabees.  The Democrats can easily steer them away from ever forming an effective opposition.  The racketeer GOP gets tempted to steal something or tap a piece of strange while the wifey is off at the grocery store.  The Cuckwad, I Wish *I* was Considered Cool by CNN GOP is then sicced on the sociopathic wing.  Nobody on either side of this Nazi "opposition" party says "boo" while John Podesta hangs out with the PedoDems.

Trump actually fights back.  When Disney CEO Bob Iger deliberately cross-ventilates any celebrity that says nice things about Trump, PDT is singing "M-I-C-K-E-Y sex-ual per-verts!"  This makes people stop listening to the brain-deadening drone of Cathedral propaganda.  People start pointing out the obvious.  People pointing out the obvious are then detested by both the racketeer and cucksurgent GOP.  These populist rubes totally interfere with why these GOP officials got into politics.

Sane Americans are upset about the Barr incident not because they think she should go unpunished for her tweet, but because the leftist establishment's indignation is so highly selective.  Leftists can forgive being in the KKK, sexually harassing, and even raping women, and saying that "mild" pedophilia is okay, but it can't forgive one late-night tweet.
So Dan Helmer has a point.  You can't have an Italy, an Ireland, A Great Britain, or an America that isn't Amerika.  It threatens the order and the cattle just don't obediently walk into the funnel and reach the abattoir.  People have seen an alternative and like it.  For all the crap we hear about

 !TRUMPNAZIHITLERWHITESUPREMACYALTRIGHTKNEEGROWHATER!


lower-income blacks are apparently the hardest hit by the vile and unamerikan employment bomb.

All of this doesn't completely drain the swamp or reclaim our nation from the curse of Post-Christian Modernity.  But it does show us how evil and vile and disgusting our current Kakistocracy of university "educated" elites truly has become.  That is something these people can't tolerate.  They are tomato cans.  They can't do an MMA fight against somebody with some actual Kung-Fu.

So they plot their Mueller Coup, intimidate and harass the president's supporters and hope they can scare all non-Progressives back into dhimmitude under the Cucksurgent and Socipathic wings of the "opposition" GOP. When you can't win on decency or truth your power comes from the same wellspring as Chairman Mao's.  Then you get the possibility of civil war.

*-Joy Reid of MSNBC will tell you all about The 9/11 (((Jewish Day Off)))...

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

The Magic Kingdom of Kieth Olbermann

Disney has officially decided that Rosanne Barr is truly The Wicked Witch of The West.  She made a racist tweet, which in turn tanked the DJIA; and also set off a massive CME which ended civilization as we know it.  Too damn bad I'm only joking about the Coronal Mass Ejaculation.  You see, comparing Valarie Jarrett to a character from a Planet of The Apes Movie is an act of unconscionable cruelty to the poor, defensive primates. 

Disney CEO, Bob Iger wasted no time in getting rid of any TV program featuring such an awful person.  He can now give the face time to the warm, outgoing and reasonable Kieth Olbermann instead. 

And how did officially official Conservatism Inc react?  It must be everything the #SJWs could ever have wanted.  It's a conquest worthy of Conquest's 2nd Law.  The official NRO editorial policy can now be best summed up by the following Kieth Olbermann Tweet. 



That's not possible, they cuck quite cuckingly.  National Review Online is standing athwart the steamroller of history yelling something or other about not ending up on the menu over at the Roadkill Cafe along with Awesome Possum and Flat Cat.  No, actually they've completely submitted to the will of SJW Sharia.  At least if Jim Geraghty is to be believed.

But maybe, just maybe, Geraghty is going rogue on this one.  Maybe he stepped out of line.  Nope.  He didn't.  He's following Lemming Extrodinaire David French straight over The Cuck Cliff.  Here's what David Surrender Chimp had to say on Twitter.   This after he went full Cuckasaurus Rex defending Randa Jarrar.

Official Conservatism is now in a state of utter dhimmitude to the liberal corporate aristocracy.  They are the Democrat Party's B-Side.  They keep shagging kicks and hitting the scrum sled hoping they can get a few minutes on the pitch the next time Senator Menedez pulls a groin muscle while visiting The Dominican Republic.  David French, Jonah Goldbrick and all the rest of our Nobel Conservative Lions are all pizza-face poseurs all wondering why the cool kids won't pencil them in on the team sheet.  But don't worry (((Jonah))).  Here's an appropriate pop culture reference.  We'll be laughing atwith you.